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Seligor's Castle, fun for all the children of the world. Blogs
Mon, 14 Feb 2011
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It's Smile Time with the Angels, Angel Jokes for you to tell your friends,
SMILE WITH
THE ANGEL'S JOKE SLOT
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Do mermaids use knives and forks
when they eat?
No,
they use their fish fingers!
What did the sea say to the Little Mermaid?
Nothing, it just waved!
What has beautiful hair, a pretty
face, two arms, a fish's tail, looks like a
mermaid, but isn't a mermaid?
A photograph of a
mermaid!
What did Little
Red Riding-Hood say when she saw the big, bad
wolf wearing sun-glasses?
Nothing . . . she didn't recognize him!
What did Little Red Riding-Hood say when she saw
the big, bad wolf?
There's the big, bad wolf!
Who shouted "Knickers!" at the
big, bad wolf?
Little Rude Riding Hood!
What birds spend all
their time on their knees ?
Birds of prey !
What do you call a woodpecker
with no beak ?
A headbanger
!
What does a queen bee
do when she burps ?
Issues a royal pardon !
When is the best time
to buy budgies ?
When they're going cheep
!
What do bees do if
they want to use public transport ?
Wait
at a buzz stop !
What do you get if you
cross a bee with a skunk ?
An animal that stinks and stings
!
Why did Hansel eat all the liquorice off the
witch's house?
It
takes all sorts!
Why couldn't Cinders use horses to
pull the Pumpkin Coach?
Because they were too busy playing
stable tennis!
Why was Cinderella no good at playing hockey?
Because she was always running away from the ball!
What
did the ogre get for his birthday?
Another year older!
What do you give an ogre with great big feet?
Lots
of space.
Why do ogres wear flowery
embroidered braces?
To
hold their trousers up!
Why did the Ugly Duckling's parents fly south for
the winter?
Because it was too far to
walk!
Why do dragons sleep all
day? So that
they can fight knights!
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