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Hi
I'm Patty
and
I love bird brain
 kids jokes!
What kind of ducks
rob
banks?
Safe
Quackers!
(Contributed by Sean.
Thanks!)
Why was the duck so unhappy?
His bill was in the mail!
(Contributed by Andy.
Thanks!)
What is purple
and 5,000 miles long?
The grape wall of China!
Why do lions eat raw
meat?
Because they don't know how to
cook!
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems
What do you call a formal dance for
ducks?
A
Fowl
Ball!
(Contributed by
Jason. Thanks!)
What kind of doctor treats a duck?
A Quack!
(Contributed by Mae. Thanks!)
Why did the duck put its head in
water?
To liquidate its bill!
(Contributed by Allie. Thanks!)
When do ducks go
ring-ring?
When
they get their phone bill!
(Contributed by Babs.
Thanks!)
Why did the salad blush?
You would too if someone saw you
dressing!
What do bees use to
comb their hair?
A honey comb!
(Contributed by Anonymous. Thanks!)
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